Articles by CTL


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SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME 2014

By now, we all know what Shark Week was created for: shameless day drinking “because it’s Shark Week”, failing to do normal daily tasks like answering e-mails or putting on pants “because it’s Shark Week,” taking the entire week off from work, “because it’s Shark Week.” Suddenly you find yourself thinking about sharks frequently, consider…

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The Assholes of Twitter

1. People who complain about suffering from insomnia when you don’t actually have insomnia. EXAMPLE: Can’t sleep :-/ I wish this stupid insomnia would go away.” Have you ever met someone that actually has insomnia? They typically look like dive-off-the-deep-end Amanda Bynes on a good day. It’s terrible. Here’s what you’re really saying when you…

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What NOT To Do At The Bar

If you’re 21 or older, you’ve had the awesome experience of getting legally drunk with hundreds of other people. There’s just something magical about the college bar atmosphere. I’ve been to campus bars my fair share of times (okay, every Thursday for a year. But who’s counting?), and I have seen the best and the…

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College: When 1>2

There are four ways to go through college: 1. Happy and single 2. Unhappy and single 3. Happy and in a relationship 4. Unhappy and in a relationship Number four is by far the worst way to spend your college career, yet so many people seem to choose it. The most egregious relationship offender in…