Articles by CTL


My Hangover Story

As an ode to the most recent release in the Hangover trilogy I’ve felt compelled to chronicle my very own Hangover-esque odyssey.  I will prologue by admitting I am not as great at telling this epic as my good friend and promising rapper Jordan is, but he’s busy and I’m bored. I will also first…

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The Science of Studying

Finals week.  The week that comes around twice a year when students post cliché Instagrams of Starbucks, textbooks, and laptops with the tags “#studygrind #library #adderall” attached.  When those who have never stepped foot in the library set up camp for hours each day mindlessly staring at the half-assed notes they tried to take all…

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Summer Reality Check

Summa’ Summa’ Summa’ Time…. You’ve had that song on replay from the moment you got your first homework assignment. Now those glorious three and a half months where you have no care in the world have finally come your way. But there are a few things you probably haven’t had time to assess in between…

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The Art of Day Drinking

So it’s getting to be that time of year again. The sun is starting to shine; Uggs are turning to flip flops, tights to bikinis and North Face jackets to neon tanks. That’s right people its springtime, it’s the time of year when college students stop hiding out in the bars and come outside to…

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How NOT To Throw a Party

Everyone dreams of having an awesome college party, but it takes certain knowledge and skill to effectively execute. Jello shots, Jungle Juice, and kegs are always fun, but follow these steps to avoid disaster: 1. Don’t Get Blackout Before the Guests Arrive: No, I’m not kidding. This can happen very easily. You think, “Hey! I don’t…

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That One Weird Kid With No Life

There’s so many types of people in college. There’s the frat guys, sorority girls, the stoners, the nerds, the Christians, the hippies, etc. And then there’s that one person, that one weirdo that doesn’t leave their room. Ever. That has no friends, no social life, nothing. Their life revolves around their computer and god forbid…