Articles by Jeremy Pinsly


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I Get Older, They Stay The Same Age

College chicks are younger, hotter, more optimistic, more open minded and more fun. Older chicks are crazier, uglier, more depressed, more warn down and more prone to try and murder you for not wanting to marry them. I choose the former. Some of you might be asking yourselves, “Is this guy just randomly visiting college campuses all over America to try and pick up chicks?”. I wish, but no.

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February: The Month that got Touched as a Kid

You know what the worst part about Valentine’s Day is? “No Jeremy. Will you please tell us?” Of course I will. The worst part about Valentine’s Day is the fact that every year, on February 14th, between the hours of 10PM and 1AM, your parents (and maybe even your grandparents) are most likely havin’ sex with each other. The unfortunate thought really puts a damper on the night. I mean, I know that my parents still have sex (Jesus Christ why am I talking about this?) but I don’t need it pinpointed to an exact time and date. God damn you Valentine’s Day. God Damn you February.