Advice From A Senior

Advice From A Senior

As a senior, just a few short days away from graduation, there are so many things I wish someone would have sat me down and drilled into my brain when I first started college. Now I’m not saying I have any regrets (I have had an epic four years on this campus), but...
Wanted: The Parties of Spring Semester

Wanted: The Parties of Spring Semester

Objective To fast-forward to the end of this miserable cold weather and start day raging at the best college parties across the nation Requirements The best party weekends all have similar recipes. They start with waking up with the sun and grabbing the first bottle...

Wanted: The Perfect New Years Eve Kiss

[box_dark] Wanted (Male POV) Objective Ok obviously I don’t really care about the midnight kiss, I’m more interested in the after midnight bangarang. Requirements Being Hot This should be simply, ladies, but amazingly there are still so many not hot girls are there....

Wanted: Better Parents

Objective A set of parents who understand what it is like to be in college, and support me in all my collegiate glory. Requirements My Drinking Habits It is necessary for you to support my budding alcoholism. Pre dinner cocktails, wine with the meal, and of course the...

Wanted: Best Winter Break Ever

Objective To have the best weeks away from school possible Requirements Sleep If anyone even thinks about waking me up before noon any day this break I will actually physically harm them. After a semester of being practically nocturnal, my sleep cycle is totally...