Achieving Your Resolutions Made Simple

Achieving Your Resolutions Made Simple

2012 was a total let down; Brad Pitt made a terrible movie, There wasn’t a hockey season, and the Mayans were wrong – which means I’m wanted for a few crimes in a couple different states and probably ended up going halfsies on a few bastard children...

Chick Giftlist

1. Text me randomly that you love me more often so I can look at my phone, smile, and make my fat single friends jealous. 2. Tell me I’m skinny more often – but do it by buying me fat clothes so I have to return them. 3. Gift card to Cinabon. 4. Hold my...
I Take Notes In Movies: Possessions and Curses

I Take Notes In Movies: Possessions and Curses

I know it’s past Halloween… but people need to know…. I’ve conquered the world of the paranormal and I did it by countless watching of an enclave of information-based shows and movies like Paranormal Activity and anything that has the word ghost in it. But now,...
Round Three: Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Round Three: Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Monday nights: a great time to grab a few drinks, eat a few wings, watch some good ol’ classic football and stay kind of sober because, well, you have class tomorrow. That’s cool if you wanna live college like you’re already 32 and working. Everyone know that’s...