How to Make the Perfect Birthday Cake

To make the perfect birthday cake you need the essential ingredients.. and when say essential ingredients, I don’t mean eggs and all that bullshit.

My recipe for a good time includes:

  • 1 glow in the dark condom
  • 1 oz of lube
  • 1 edible penis
  • 1 semen wipe (some prefer 2)




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