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Summer 2012 Drinking Game

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Cancun destroyed me.  If you follow me on Twitter or Instagram, you’d know that all I did in ‘Cun was tan, drink belligerently, wear a sombrero, and take pictures of my ass. Que ridiculo. So in honor of our last summer—since the world’s obvi going to end when Snooki’s baby is born—let’s drink to all the annoying bitches from high school who post tons of pathetic shit that you really don’t need to see on Facebook. Sorry about that, btw.

Summer 2012 Drinking Game

Take one shot whenever…

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  • Some bitch on Instagram posts a picture of herself in a bikini and uses the “Hefe” filter.
  • Some bitch on Facebook posts a status reading “Yayyy! Beach day with my loves!”
  • Some bitch on Twitter tweets exactly what they posted on Facebook about her beach day ten minutes ago.
  • Any of your friends go to Mexico and think they’re super important for doing so.
  • You see a profile picture of some bitch walking toward the ocean with a mondo wedgie.

Shotgun a beer whenever…

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  • Some bitch tweets a picture of her and her friends jumping in the air on the beach.
  • Some bitch posts a picture of her and her trustworthy DUFF by the pool.
  • Some bitch talks about how much she loves the fact that Lebron James finally got a ring.
  • You feel like you’re about to kill yourself since you’re doing all of the above.

Rotate drinks and chug whenever…

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  • Some bitch tweets “Summer <3”
  • Some bitch tweets “Summer nights <3”
  • Some bitch tweets “I love summer <3”
  • Some bitch misspells summer.

Drink for five seconds whenever…

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  • Anyone goes to a lake and documents it
  • Some bitch is “in a relationship”
  • That same bitch is “single” in September

Go to hospital.