Cha Cha Cha Charmin

Cha Cha Cha Charmin

The best part of being at home definitely has to be the toilet paper. That’s right I said it, the toilet paper. Toilet paper beats having clean sheets and not fearing that someone dumped your wet laundry on the floor. It even takes down home cooked food. And while I...
How to Beat Your Roommates to the Bathroom

How to Beat Your Roommates to the Bathroom

College can be ruthless. No, I’m not talking about the workload, the papers, exams, and classes themselves. I mean th real nitty gritty; living in dormitories. This means splitting one bathroom amongst four to six other people, and in my case: four people with 9:00am...
The Types of People You See at the Bar

The Types of People You See at the Bar

Which One Are You? Two Girls Crying in the Bathroom:  Typically this is the result of “nothing.” Just two blacked out girls crying, and most likely one of them will pee in their boyfriend’s bed that night. The Birthday Betch: “Can you buy me a shot?” No betch, I...