The Shape Up Disaster

The Shape Up Disaster

After living a year in the bubble that is college, I’ve come home only to find that our country has a major epidemic on their hands. And it may be worse than the 1918 Spanish Influenza. America riddle me this, why have you decided to torture me with this invention of...
A Letter to my Sticky Boobs

A Letter to my Sticky Boobs

Dear Sticky Boobs, Sorry to be breaking you the bad news via a public forum, but it’s just one of those things that I think everyone deals with. We can be an example. We can make history. We’ve had some fun times together, SB, but I think your shelf life is up. We’ve...
A Mildly Indecent Proposal: Leggings as Pants

A Mildly Indecent Proposal: Leggings as Pants

“I hate is when girls wear leggings that show off their ass” said no guy ever. We get it: technically speaking leggings are not pants. They are meant to be worn under longer tops due to the fact that they are made of a thin knit combination of cotton and spandex that...
The Creatures of Springtime

The Creatures of Springtime

If you aren’t fortunate enough to attend school where the temperature is never below 65 degrees like myself and many other college students, then you know how exciting it is when the weather begins to warm up. Unlike all you bastards down south or on the west coast,...
A (female) defender of yoga pants

A (female) defender of yoga pants

Like most students avoiding studying on this dreary February afternoon, I was perusing The College Town life when I came across an article entitled “An Open Plea to Females”. Naturally, being the curious female that I am, clicked the link expecting a hilarious...