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The Shape Up Disaster

After living a year in the bubble that is college, I’ve come home only to find that our country has a major epidemic on their hands. And it may be worse than the 1918 Spanish Influenza. America riddle me this, why have you decided to torture me with this invention of Shape-Ups? Today in an…


A Letter to my Sticky Boobs

Dear Sticky Boobs, Sorry to be breaking you the bad news via a public forum, but it’s just one of those things that I think everyone deals with. We can be an example. We can make history. We’ve had some fun times together, SB, but I think your shelf life is up. We’ve been through…


The Creatures of Springtime

If you aren’t fortunate enough to attend school where the temperature is never below 65 degrees like myself and many other college students, then you know how exciting it is when the weather begins to warm up. Unlike all you bastards down south or on the west coast, us less-fortunate students don’t get to tan…

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A (female) defender of yoga pants

Like most students avoiding studying on this dreary February afternoon, I was perusing The College Town life when I came across an article entitled “An Open Plea to Females”. Naturally, being the curious female that I am, clicked the link expecting a hilarious satirical piece on collegiate women. Sadly, I was mistaken. Here was a…


An Open Plea to Females

Strolling around campus lately, I’ve noticed something. I’ve noticed that just about every girl I see walking to class, texting, making out with their current sexual partner, and ordering a Vanilla Latte at Starbucks is pretty much unnoticeable. What I mean by that is that you all look the same. It doesn’t matter if you’re…