Annoying People: Girlfriend Edition

Annoying People: Girlfriend Edition

Think back to your first love, ladies.  It probably began with an intricately folded note and holding each other’s sweaty hands in the locker hallway on the way to language arts class.  Things were happy and simple: you didn’t hang out after school and...
Dating in College: Should I?

Dating in College: Should I?

Keystone or Natty? Ramen or Jimmy Johns? Girlfriend/boyfriend or Single? Are the three biggest questions you’ll ever have to ask yourself in your four year vacation called, “college.” While Keystone clearly loses to Natty to any individual with a set...
The Five Guys You Will Meet In College

The Five Guys You Will Meet In College

Hello, fellow college girls that are wondering when they’re going to stop being the hook up girl and start being the steady girlfriend. We all go through those dry spells when you start talking to a guy. It’s going great, the conversations are daily, the...
Banging Fatties

Banging Fatties

This is a story for all the average guys. The guys who ALMOST got it in. But almost is still, in fact, not getting it in. And I don’t mean “get it in with the girl of your dreams variety either”. I mean get it in, with any girl drunk enough to look your way for more...
2013 NFL Draft Drinking Game

2013 NFL Draft Drinking Game

As if we all didn’t almost die from excitement/alcohol poisoning during the WNBA Draft a couple of Tuesday mornings ago, the sports gods have given us yet another professional sports selection show. The 2013 NFL Draft begins Thursday at 8:00pm, so if you have some...