You’ve Seen Me Naked, You Can Say “Hi”

You’ve Seen Me Naked, You Can Say “Hi”

Some people are most vulnerable at the end of an uncomfortably sad movie; one where the dog dies or the grandfather never makes amends with his grandson and his wife sees the light before he does. Some are most vulnerable at the end of a chewed pencil, textbook open,...
Your First One Night Stand

Your First One Night Stand

Before You met him at a party that your roommate insisted would be “totally amazing.” That should have been a warning sign. The party, more of a crowd of drunk college kids in some girl’s too-small apartment, was a Cherry Burnett’s induced shitshow. You literally...

“Never Again”

But We ALWAYS Do It Again These are things we always “regret,” claim it will never happen again, or it was our last time.  Truth is, we always end up doing it again. Ranch dressing: Do you know how much fat is in ranch? “I am never eating that...