What Her Drink Order Says About Her

What Her Drink Order Says About Her

You may think that since we’re girls we drink for free all the time. That is SO freshman year, my friend. We’re almost all 21, or we have friends that can buy us the poison of our choosing. By now, we all have some personal favorites. Little do you know, the stuff we puke on your down comforter speaks volumes about the type of chick we are. Let’s start off at the weaker end of the scale and move upward: Wine Coolers and Mike’s Hard: To put it nicely, I’m a lightweight and don’t care about getting drunk at all. It takes about 7 of these to get buzzed but I’ll claim I just can’t get over this dazzling peach flavor of my Seagram’s or the zing of my cranberry Mike’s Hard. 8 times of out 10 I’ll choose these simply because the color of the drink matches my outfit or is an adorable shade of pink. This drink is here to make me look cuter than I already am. I am not laying you cause I’ll still be sober by the end of the night, FYI. Light Beer: (i.e. Michelob Ultra, Bud Light, etc): I like to seem like I can hang with the boys but I am secretly watching my weight on the low. I just ran 5 miles on the treadmill after class to squeeze into my skinny jeans, and I am not throwing that away all on some FULL CALORIE beer. Ew. That aside, I might just be low maintenance, easy to please and laid back. I don’t expect anything fancy and stick with a...